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Kate
*looks around* It's quiet.
Kate
*narrows eyes* Too quiet. *walks into kitchen*
Kitchen
*full of glorious gourmet dishes*
Kate
...
Rufus
*taking cake out of the oven* ...Oh. Hi.
Tania
*looks up from playing cards* He's been watching Food Network again.
Kate
Ina Garten?
Tania
And Giada De Laurentiis.
Ray
*looks up from playing cards* And that other one, whatshername...the one who always has a cocktail with her at all times.
Kate
Paula Dean?
Rufus
Sandra Lee.
Ray
That's the one. *looks at cards* I bet the S'mores sundae.
Tania
I see your S'mores sundae and raise you a mint chocolate cheesecake.
Kate
Any particular reason why you felt the need to cook ALL of our food?
Rufus
Well, after what happened to your Kitchen-Aid, I wondered what we were gonna use for baking, and..
Kate
WHAT?!
Kate
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN-AID.
Tania
It broke after his first hour.
Kate
*seethes*
Rufus
I bought you something better! It just needed to be fixed up, Edge is working on it right now.
Kate
Why couldn't Edge fix the Kitchen-Aid?
Rufus
Well, um...it was..I...
Ray
*looks up from cards again* It exploded.
Kate
EXPLODED?
Ray
*nodding* Into itty bitty pieces. *looks at cards* I call.
Tania
*lays down cards* Two pair, tens high.
Ray
Ha! Full house! *takes mint chocolate cheesecake* Victory is delicious!
T-1000
*walks in*
Rufus
Oh, there's the thing!
Tania
*stares*
Ray
*stares*
Kate
*stares*
Kate
Don't...move. Can't...see...us..if..
Tania
That's for a T-Rex, not a T-1000!
T-1000
Hello.
Mama K
*pops up from behind* Look! Isn't he cool?
Ray
Mama K, get away from it!
Mama K
What? He's harmless! I just brought him up from Edge's lab.
Rufus
Edge fixed him?
Mama K
Yep. Hacked his internal programming, and said something along the lines of "Someone had this thing set on evil!"
T-1000
*smiles*
Mama K
He's really rather sweet.
T-1000
Is there anything I can help you with, ma'am? Sir?
Rufus
*hands over a mixing bowl* Here, make some meringue.
T-1000
*hand morphs into whisk*
Kate
...huh.
Kate
You know, I think I'm okay with this.
Kate
Can we maybe change him into someone other than Robert Patrick, though?
Mama K
Edge spewed a bunch a technical jargon at me that I took to mean 'no'.
Mama K
And then even more jargon that I took to mean he's bound to you for life, or something. Follows your orders. *spies angel food cake*
Kate
...
Mama K
*grabs angel food cake* Strawberries?
Rufus
Will a bottle of Hershey's Strawberry sauce do instead? I used all the strawberries in a fruit pizza.
Mama K
*takes bottle* This might work better, actually. *waves* I'm gonna go find Keanu, see you guys in a couple of days!
Ray
*holds up cheesecake* I'ma gonna go find Fraser... *blushes* but not like how she was sayin'...
Tania
Oh, quit lying and go already.
Rufus
Kate? You okay?
Kate
...I have my own T-1000. To do my bidding. Do you realize what a power trip that is?
T-1000
*smiles adoringly at Kate*
Tania
Oh, that's just wrong.

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