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Ray
Oh my GOD I hate paperwork.
Kate
Amen to that, brother.
Nick
Nonetheless, the Commissioner wants us to be prepared for anything.
Kate
Nothing is going to happen! It's not like there's going to be random fires breaking out.
Kate
This isn't The Sims.
Fraser
But having an emergency plan just in case there is a fire is the responsible thing to do.
Kate
Okay, here's the emergency plans for fire, flood, and earthquake: get the fuck out, and don't be stupid about going back in.
Fraser
Tornado? Hurricane?
Kate
Bunk down in the Phantom's lair.
Nick
If Paul, Ringo, and both Bono's get into the coffee?
Kate
The tranquilizer darts are next to the coffee pot.
Kate
What's next on the list?
Ray
..."If John sees The Hours and Times."
Ray
I have no idea what that means.
Nick
The Hours and Times was a British television film that speculated about an affair between John Lennon and Brian Epstein.
Fraser
Hmmm.
Ray
Wait, what?
Kate
Ok, the chances of that movie being on TV are slim to none. But just in case, use the British cure-all.
Nick
Right. *writes* Tea, milk and two sugars.
Ray
There's a movie about John Lennon sleeping with Brian Epstein?
Fraser
Apparently so, Ray.
Ray
*opens mouth* *closes mouth*
Kate
Next on the list?
Fraser
"If The Edge should release something unholy from the depths of his lab."
Kate
Tranquilizer darts are next to the coffee pot.
Fraser
May I ask who came up with this list?
Kate
I think it was mainly Mama K and Tania.
Nick
Well, that explains a few things, doesn't it?
Ray
No, really, someone wrote about John Lennon and Brian Epstein...like that?

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Zoo...


TV

John
*munches on popcorn* That's not how it happened.
John
And that guy's prettier than I am.
Tania
*grabs popcorn* So you did have sex with Brian Epstein?
John
No.
Tania
Lemme rephrase: did you make out with Brian Epstein?
John
...yes.
Tania
Really?
John
But we all snogged Brian at some point or another. I mean, thats just what happens when you go drinking with a man of his persuasion, ya know?
Tania
*snorts* Right. *grin falls* Uh-oh.
John
What?
Tania
I overheard Rufus and Paul talking about going to get a drink at the Guinness Pool.
John
...
Tania
...
John
Come on then, go get your camera. I have an idea.
Tania
SWEET.

*Actual line from The Hours and Times.

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frankenshane
Feb. 16th, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC)
*SPAZZ* *TWITCH*

I CAN HAS MOAR? PLZ?

I'D LUV U 4 EVA!!!
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